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ELECTRIC CAR GREAT, IF YOU DON'T TURN ON LIGHTS
Facing Countless Charges - Police in Oxford, England, are testing out the new Mitsubishi iMiev electric car as a patrol car. A spokesman said it can save the public money, and if it works out, they might buy more for the police fleet. The car is silent, emission-free and can go 100 miles on a charge, but it has one drawback. The police can't turn on their flashing lights because they drain the power from the battery faster.
* But it's great for veeeeeeeery slow speed chases.
* The cop who's not driving has to lean out the window and frantically wave a glow-stick.
* And if they turn on the siren, the engine shorts out.
* Just hope they don't have to chase down any murderers while it's raining, because they can't turn on the windshield wipers.
Nov 6, 2009 · jurdyr
DUMB CRIMINAL
Kirstie Alley - Police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, are searching for a really hungry burglar . The thief broke into Luigi's Frozen Pizza over the weekend and stole $3400 worth of merchandise . Employees report that the burglar made off with 70 cases of bratwurst pizzas and 20 bags of pizza spice .
* Bratwurst pizza is SO bland.
* The cops are staking out every store in town that sells Pepso-Bismol.
* The last time this happened was right before the Super Bowl.
Kirstie Alley - Police in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, are searching for a really hungry burglar . The thief broke into Luigi's Frozen Pizza over the weekend and stole $3400 worth of merchandise . Employees report that the burglar made off with 70 cases of bratwurst pizzas and 20 bags of pizza spice .
* Bratwurst pizza is SO bland.
* The cops are staking out every store in town that sells Pepso-Bismol.
* The last time this happened was right before the Super Bowl.